Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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