glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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