Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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