Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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