Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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