i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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