Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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