D3 body, D1 cock
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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