We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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