So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I wish they made helmets for livers.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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