Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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