It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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