I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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