so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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