he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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