Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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