You made me cry and you don't even care
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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