weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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