Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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