What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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