weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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