Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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