so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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