Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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