Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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