i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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