ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
