you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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