He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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