Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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