ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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