im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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