She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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