That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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