I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Ladies don't puke and tell
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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