The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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