Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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