I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
i believe in u and ur pee
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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