I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
