My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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