She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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