Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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