Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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