I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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