One girl and one boy is just not enough.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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