She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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