They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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