i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Four minutes until I can fart!
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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