Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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