I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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