I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
So. Much. Porn.
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