Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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