Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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