Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I believe in your delicious
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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