can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
you made out with another girl for some wings
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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