My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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