p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just gift wrapped bread.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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