i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
My liver just had a heart attack.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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