it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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