Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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