I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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